Gart is Dos Equis Guy

hehe, get it? SHOCKED? like...ELECTROCUTED?! it was almost "i don't always lose to my brother, robot, but when i do, i flip my sh!t" but ya'know, let's stay pg here, eh?

yeah, and there's more where that came from too;

"i don't always have Rock, Paper, Scissors tournaments, but when i do, i always win."

"My brother's inventions don't always work, but when they do, i destroy them."

"I don't always torture my brother, but when i do, it's all of the time."

"I don't always tease people who have physical handicaps, but when i do, i tease perry."

"I don't always clean out the furnace, but when i do, i make my brother do it."

"I don't always wipe my button, but when i do, i use money to shine it."

"I don't always eat bacon, but when i do, it gives me heartburn."

do YOU have a quote for gart here? COMMENTS, PEOPLE, COMMENTS!!!

also, let me know if you would like to see the painting WITHOUT the wording. you know, just have nice, sexy gart minus the words.

and enjoy!